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BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS 

The only line in the song Richman by 3OH!3 which my good friend Charles Benedict Burr actually knows...

The rest of the song is a sort of fzksgugba ilbvjflnvli etc. but as soon as we get to that line, people in the street scream in not only terror but pleasure as he yells;
'BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS, oh babbyyy'

Maybe one day we can all take some inspiration from this brave man and only learn one sexual line from a song...
Guy; woah, this song is awesome

Charles; I know i mean its so epic.

Wait, no, WAIT.

Guy; What!!? Stop acting weird.

Charles; 'BITCHES WITH THE HUGE TITS!'

Worth It...

Guy; Douche, Im going home, tit.

Charles; You're going home!
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"dem crazy bitches" story 

When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.
"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago"
"Dem Crazy Bitches!"
A handshake elaborately developed by the Fairlawn Crew(FLC) of the lower South Carolina area. It is a derivative of the "pound" handshake which consists of the pound followed by the opening of the hand and saying the word "Bitches". Generally used as a goodbye handshake, and not so much as a greeting. Its use has extended to much of the eastern United States, and has gone as far north as Vermont.
Fez: I'll see you later Pat, bitches.
Pat: Bitches Fez.

merc'n bitches 

to randomly kill people mercenary style.
What are you doing tonight?

Merc'n bitches!!

Damn, you do that pretty much every night.

I got that shit on lock. I'm the president.

Bitches ain't Shit 

Self explanatory. Bitches(as in ho's and sluts and ugly cuntfaces) ain't(are not) shit(nothing good. stupid. smelly. ugly.
Dooby: dude wtf. girls hate me. im gonna go to mexico when no one is looking!
jeff: Bitches ain't Shit!
Dooby: :( i am robo dooby. i have no emotion.
Bitches ain't Shit by jeffwebb November 22, 2005

Bitcheses (bitch-e-ses) 

More than 2 bitches.

Bitcheses is a term of endearment for a male to use in reference to people in his life, especially those close to him, most likely his party posse. The term is not gender specific.

Bitcheses can also be used in emotional outbursts when emphasis is required.
Melanie is a bitch.
Melanie and Cathy are bitches.
Melanie, Cathy, Delena and Katie are bitcheses (bitch-e-ses).

Nascar fan happy with his driver's performance: "Ford Power, bitcheses (bitch-e-ses)!!"

bitches be bitches 

A phrased used when a female or group of females does and/or says some stereotypical shit.
*women fighting over nothing*
bystander: “bitches be bitches