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Austism

Portmanteau of “Austin” (TX) and “Autism.”

An Austist is a person on the political left who is neurologically incapable of civil discourse, and who screeches autistically in response to scientific consensus, professional opinion, differing world view, etc.
“Melissa and Ryan think that vaccines cause Autism, that GMOs are evil, and that crystals have healing powers. They are also raising their children genderless. No, they are not scientists; they are Austists. Don't laugh when they screech. Austism is no laughing matter.”
by Noelle554 August 3, 2018
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Autis

An autis is someone who completely transcends into a level of autism beyond all life and is the literal physical form of autism.
Jasson: ooh ahh I’m a monkey
Jonathan: your an autis
Jasson: ooh ohh ahh aah
by TheRichCanOpener June 27, 2019
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Autistic monkey

A very dumb individual who will always swing from crap and will throw his feces at anyone in his proximity.
by Mabias December 29, 2016
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Autist

As a slang term, an autist is someone who is severely socially inept due to a lack of exposure to people and social situations.

On the internet and in casual usage, an autist is usually not intended to mean someone who was born with autism. Rather, the term is used to indicate someone who is just "bad with people" -- not due to a medical condition, but primarily due to spending too much pursuing anti-social activities (i.e. too much time on the computer).

Autist is synonymous with terms such as nerd, dork, dweeb, etc.
Bronies, conspiracy theorists, robots, and fundamentalists are all autists.
by D. Y. Vetz September 27, 2020
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You're Autistic

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.
Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."
by longschlong123 January 29, 2018
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Autist

An autistic person that is also an artist.
Person 1: Wow this painting is so good.
Person 2: Yeah I heard an autist painted it.
by xxkillerxxO November 13, 2015
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autistic

to trade in your social skills for a higher IQ the day you were born
"Hey that kid is autistic" "watch out john, he may be smarter than you."
by Achesonreuben achere November 20, 2020
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