August 20

A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot

Example: “I’m stressed so I’m going to go August 20 myself”

by heyhowudoinlilmommaletmewhispe November 2, 2019

August 7th

The birthday girl can get a free pass to the boyfriends body for however long she wants

1: Hey it’s August 7th and my birthday

2: Happy Birthday and u can start wherever

by AnonDL5 April 23, 2021

August 27th

August 27th, the birthday of an amazing person
if youre born on this day youre poggers

Omg dude your birthday is august 27th wow you must be so cool

Did you here? His/her/their birthday is August 27th thats so pog

by an internet loser April 28, 2021

August 8

Slap anyone who name start with J,A,I,D,Y,N,S,B

U can slap those ppl and get a way with it (it’s also my birthday on that day)

Slap any one on august 8

by Slap..me November 21, 2021

North Augusta high school

This is a bitch ass school out principal took the trash cans away and told us not to litter we got two fat ass parking lots one of them has a bunch of pot holes and people do burnouts in it and throw rocks every where and there only one way out and in both parking lots so at the end of the day it's a mf cluster fuck one time I got a whole day of iss because there aren't enough seats they said I was trying to instigate a fight but there really just not enough seats in the lunch room and most of them are broken some one literaly shit in the floor in the bathroom one day that's how shit this school is do not come here

Some girl got cought sucking dick behind the stage at north Augusta high school

by This school is ass seriously November 23, 2016

Angst Muffin

Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.

My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.

If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.

by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010

August 23

Who ever was born on this day loves donuts

"Wow yor born on August 23 you must love donuts".

by Euanlakin08 December 30, 2019