assmar

1.) As a general insult following in the trend of rectal-based phrases, see wordasshat/word

2. As a descriptive phrase

1. Dude, he didn't deserve that. You're such an assmar.

2. Don't like it? Sucks to your assmar.

by Der September 13, 2003

Medical Assistant

The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.

Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!

Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.

Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.

Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?

or

Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!

Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?

by mad smart June 29, 2012

Aim Assist

A Minecraft hack found in the Vape hacked client and is a modification that is "use at your own risk" according to the Hypixel staff team. Many cheaters use this cheat, especially on Hypixel ranked SkyWars.

Tenebrous: Stop using aim assist noob ur so blatant 3.4 block Reach with reach display mod and no Misplace
Stinggler: Stop with the accusations im not using Reach or Aim Assist
Tenebrous: *makes video on Stinggler*

by hibernatemc June 11, 2018

assistant

This word says it all. Ass is tant.

I'm a lab assistant.

by hieulai2002 March 19, 2008

assasins

Assholes who kill other people for money

a tiny plaid ninja that will soon fight argyle

by switch484 February 3, 2005

The Assasination

While doing a girl from behind, right before you're about to cum, take your elbow and bring it down onto her neck as hard as you can knocking her out while yelling "Assasination!" Then jizz on her back and crouch on her repeatedly.

Dude, Sexy Chaos did The Assasination 5 times the other day. He was on a running riot...

by The Real Bone October 1, 2005

Aim Assist

Designed to help controller players with aiming. Without aim assist, aiming accurately on controller would be downright impossible due to the nature of deadzones, analog sticks, etc.

Aim assist is controversial as bad kbm players find it difficult to admit that their aim isn't at good as they think it is, and that some controller player aiming with a joystick beat them in a 1v1. So instead of trying to improve their aim, they say that they lost because aim assist.

It is common for these kbm players to spread misinformation about aim assist to justify their losing to controller players, such as aim assist is 'aimbot', 'reduces recoil', 'reduces bloom', and 'increases hipfire accuracy'. When these are all simply not true.

Kbm player: *Misses all of his shots and dies*

Kbm player: *Blames the fact that the opponent had aim assist and not because he sucks*

by Magic robot May 2, 2020