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Alpha Shart

When you really need to fart so you decide to let it rip, but instead of farting you unexpectedly shit all over the fucking floor....like everwhere.
So I was at a friends house and I realised needed to fart and he was sleeping on the couch, so I pulled down my pants and let out a massive Alpha Shart
by IAmTheGayGod December 1, 2016
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alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released
Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game
by blocksterr April 11, 2017
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Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.
When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.
by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017
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alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017
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Alphabics

That alphabics is so retarded
by Peculate October 11, 2018
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Alphagaysha

A young gay who becomes the leader of a gay group.
He is our Alphagaysha.
by Yakub? November 19, 2018
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Alphabet Rambo

A 26-part "learning made fun and easy" kiddie-video series, hosted by everyone's favorite rebellious Marine. Examples include:
ARambo: John shows us assorted military long-guns.
BRAmbo" John advises "budding" girls on choosing the right undergarment.
CRAMbo: John studies hard for an upcoming exam.
The "Alphabet Rambo" collection also comprises the following highly-entertaining episodes:
DRAMbo: John discusses small-volume measurements used by the corner druggist.
ERAmbo: John reminisces about various periods in social culture.
FRAMbo: John changes the oil in his car
GRAMbo: Special guest-appearance of John's "Big Ma".
HRambo: John discusses the importance of networking.
IRAmbo. John discusses saving for the long term.
JRambo: Special guest-appearance of John's son.
KRAMbo: "Heavy duty" version of Episode #3.
LRambo: John shows which hand is which.
MRambo: John discusses masculinity.
NRAmbo: John discusses his firearms-organization membership.
ORambo: John discusses choices and alternatives.
PRambo: John discusses the importance of a good reputation.
QRambo: John shows us various bar-codes.
RRambo: John takes us track-side to show us locomotives and cars, plus the awesome equipment used in running and maintaining trains.
SRambo: Special guest-appearance of John's father.
TRAMbo: John takes us along on a ride in a cable-car up a mountainside.
URAmbo: John tells us about the Urban Redevelopment Authority.
VRambo: John demonstrates 3-D video imagery.
WRambo: John shows how letters are sometimes silent.
XRAMbo: .sweiv laicos laisrevortnoc sih dna lraK suomafni eht sessucsid nhoJ
YRAMbo: .“neeuq noitucexe” yrutnec-ht61 suoiroton eht sessucsid nhoJ
ZRAMbo: .yrewerb ogacihC a fo ruot a no su sekat nhoJ
by QuacksO December 4, 2018
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