Mormon Last Call

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014

Last days of school

Last day of school if you like more than one person you have to pick who if you only like one then ask them to do something with you. On your last days of school.

You: hello it’s the last days of school
Crush: hi I can’t wait
You: it’s the last week of school and I was wondering if you want to do something

Crush 💭: who do I pick

Crush: uhmmm sure that sound like fun
You: ok cool let’s go

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021

last-week-ago

at some point in the past. nobody knows when, exactly. at any point.

'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

Last Bullet Syndrome

Occurs mostly in fps games where a person has a gun or a similar projectile based weapon. The person reloads everytime he depletes some of his rounds (but never fully) even if they shot just one bullet.

Person 1: *Has 50/100 bullets left in a magazine. Reloads. Shoots one bullet. Reloads again*
Person 2: ,,Why are you reloading so much?"
Person 1: ,,I have last bullet syndrome."

by RickTheBlack January 19, 2021

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019

Last Cup Queen

A person, typically a female, who is a clutch player in the game of Flip Cup.

Man: Damn dude, that girl Ariana over there is totally not a Last Cup Queen. She lost to that other girl over there by 4 cups.

by Ari's Mom June 4, 2018

last drink syndrome

Almost the same as last cookie syndrome except when you know it's your last drink

Just got hit with last drink syndrome. I'm looking at my last drink and have no way of getting to the liquor store.

by leaf337 January 22, 2020