Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Blackberry AIDS

Any virus that can be transmitted to your precious Blackberry via the evil internet.

I am heartbroken since my trusty Blackberry died of Blackberry aids.

by LabMom November 8, 2009

band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.

"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a nice band aid today."

by whateveryaknow July 20, 2008

Masturb-Aid

you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a Kool-Aid Singles. masturbaid is the result.

"i'm thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my cock and make me some masturb-aid."

by Ickmodomonomomo October 10, 2008

AIDS fest

Any large gathering where HIV-positive gay men do a lot of drugs and have unprotected sex. It's because of behavior like this that we make sure to continue spending millions of tax-payer dollars on AIDS funding and research.

Chuck: You look like you're limping. Did you fall down a flight of stairs?

James-Charles: No, I just got back from IML (International Mister Leather) in Chicago. It's a total AIDS fest and I got pounded like a nail! Now what did I do with my AZT?

by lyle123 June 8, 2009

rainbow aids

It is a disease that is horrible, it is aids, but they move so fast, you die in only 4 years, instead of the 8 from regular aids

He died in only 4 years, must have had rainbow aids

by brianthetruthtellerguy March 11, 2008

Spider-Aids

A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.

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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)

Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."

by Tyrone long dick May 26, 2018