Blackberry AIDS

Any virus that can be transmitted to your precious Blackberry via the evil internet.

I am heartbroken since my trusty Blackberry died of Blackberry aids.

by LabMom November 8, 2009

Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Masturb-Aid

you blow your load into a cup and mix it with a Kool-Aid Singles. masturbaid is the result.

"i'm thirsty, dude. go get your mom. i want her to suck my cock and make me some masturb-aid."

by Ickmodomonomomo October 10, 2008

band aid

A very short skirt on a girl. It is so short that it looks like she only has a small patch of cloth wrapped around her hips, hence band aid. So short, that anything besides standing will reveal too much.

"Damn that girl Ashley is wearing a nice band aid today."

by whateveryaknow July 20, 2008

AIDS fest

Any large gathering where HIV-positive gay men do a lot of drugs and have unprotected sex. It's because of behavior like this that we make sure to continue spending millions of tax-payer dollars on AIDS funding and research.

Chuck: You look like you're limping. Did you fall down a flight of stairs?

James-Charles: No, I just got back from IML (International Mister Leather) in Chicago. It's a total AIDS fest and I got pounded like a nail! Now what did I do with my AZT?

by lyle123 June 8, 2009

rainbow aids

It is a disease that is horrible, it is aids, but they move so fast, you die in only 4 years, instead of the 8 from regular aids

He died in only 4 years, must have had rainbow aids

by brianthetruthtellerguy March 11, 2008

Perch AIDS

A disease contracted by getting sprayed in the face by the milt (or semen) of a yellow perch while removing a hook from it's mouth after catching it. Fishing for perch is not normally a dangerous activity. If you or a friend gets hit in the face with perch milt, you will forever have "Perch AIDS". There is no cure.

"My buddy went fishing today and caught some perch! He also got sprayed in the face by fish cum, so he now has Perch AIDS forever. Poor bastard."

by Hoody802 August 18, 2013