Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

A long running spoof of the popular game series Yu-Gi-Oh. Started on Youtube. Became a very famous series. It's almost as crazy as Yugi!

Tea- "Friendship is the best thing ever!"
Yugi- "You can shut the hell up once in a while..."
-Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

by yOuArEdEaD March 22, 2011

Abhay

Abhay is a kind of guy who puts his friends among all. He can do anything for his friends. He is a sportsman he loves to play football and cricket. He is usually confused about love because he loves a that girl which everyone is jealous of because of her looks. Abhay has a great height and body and he looks very handsome. Abhay doesn't give damn to other girls because the girl he likes is beautiful like a white rose, and they both have many things in common. Abhay is a family lover but loves his sister more than his brother. He is the kind of guy who doesn't drink or smoke. A perfect and charming guy for everyone out there . He will be happy in his life if he marries love of his life the white rose like looking girl of his school. Abhay is confused and misunderstands everytime.

Tina- I love Abhay
Akash- You have a good chance because you are a girl.

by Akheera June 5, 2019

death from above 1979

a band that kicks so much arse they only have 2 people in their band a bassist and a drummer and the drummer is vocals i mean how sweet is that. thats like so sweet it makes me crap my pants.

oh man death from above 1979 rocks my anus

by somebody September 5, 2004

keep your wits about you

To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.

To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.

To stay sharp!

Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!

Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.

by hansaplast November 5, 2011

Shat-in-absentia

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

by YAWA August 21, 2016

absolut vodka

ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture.
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).

I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!

Dave: Dude, I bought ABSOLUT VODKA Lemon for tonight's party at Stacey's and I'm going to get ABSOLUUUUT DRUNK!
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.

by ThatSwedishGuy December 12, 2007

Abigail

Abigail's usually seem like introverts to people they are not close to. If they act crazy around you, show a variety of different emotions, and/or ask for your advice, they definitely trust you, and you are close friends. An Abigail often hides her true self from most people, and instead tries to fit into what she thinks people will like. She tries to be perfect in everyone's eyes, but she doesn't realize that she's good enough the way she is. By trying to please people, she often as breakdowns and emotional rollercoasters are her life. She also thinks she is vulnerable and doesn't trust many people, she hide her emotions and suffer quietly, wanting to appear as a strong individual and the type of person you wouldn't want to mess with. Abigail's aren't attention whores, and enjoy occasional attention just like everyone else, but mostly stay out of the limelight. Abigail's like to trust people, and know that they have someone to always rely on and talk to, someone who can be honest when they should be. They love to laugh, and enjoy hanging out with people who can make them laugh. Overall, Abigail's are loyal friends, and if you meet one, don't let her go, because she will prove to be one of your closest and most reliable friends!

1: Who's that girl? She seems pretty nice, and she's always laughing.
2: Oh, that's probably and Abigail. If you get to know her well, she's actually kind of crazy and sweet at the same time.

by allthenameswereusedexceptthis1 November 12, 2018