KY yard sale

A KY yard sale is the burning of your other half’s items after a traumatic breakup, ie….cheating and the like. Similar to throwing out the window to destroy items.

Damn, did you see the KY yard sale after Denise caught Dwight cheating on her.

Bro, it was the talk of the neighborhood for weeks.

Yep, see you Dwight and damn.

by No Slacker December 26, 2022

Yard Darky

I the 1950s Deep South Rich people used to have a statue in their front yard of an Afro American Slave. Dressed as a butler. This was referred to as a “Yard Darky”. Note this is a racist term and might offend some people.

Farmers Jones just ordered a new Yard Darky from the Farmers Almanac.

by Urban legend member # 2285 April 11, 2024

Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.

“I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy”

by whoDis20 November 29, 2020

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

Yard Turkey

A term used in most parts of Georgia to describe the Tiger Mosquito.

Hey man, that yard turkey was so big it bit me through my clothes.

by neurotik July 5, 2009

50 yard line

The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.

That guy got the 50 yard line!

by kyirol February 8, 2014

Yard sale

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.

"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."

by ichyban October 8, 2014