Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!
Thats harsh
by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013
Get the sheffield ski polemug. ski-lee' is a funny yet has a small boundary to when it comes to jokes. She will sometimes ditch her friends parties to go to another party that has alcohol. can be very small minded and needs to grow up alot of the time. if you happen to coma across a ski-lee, beware as she will try to roast you to make herself look funny in front of her friends.
person 1 "hey, who's that over there?"
person 2 "don't go ove there, thats ski-lee, she thinks she's cool and funny"
person 1 "did you say a ski-lee?! yeah good call cheers for having my back"
person 2 "don't go ove there, thats ski-lee, she thinks she's cool and funny"
person 1 "did you say a ski-lee?! yeah good call cheers for having my back"
by Floggomate January 20, 2018
Get the ski-leemug. When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
Get the The Skiing Matasmug. by Milfinc April 22, 2024
Get the ski back inmug. by Young money thug December 20, 2016
Get the ski club formmug. Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”
“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
Get the Texas Ski Lodgemug. 