Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.

Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!

by Soccerology 101 June 19, 2018

soccer love

When two teenagers, one a soccer player and another a tall slender boy, in college find true love during their second year in college.

A boy found himself soccer loved by so many boys in college that he was forced to leave school.

by Dan Chan April 16, 2008

soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.

I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.

by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014

Ploiesti soccer

Ploieşti is home to the Oil & Gas University, Ploieşti Philharmonic Orchestra—one of the top-rated philharmonic orchestras in Romania and two prestigious football clubs in Liga 1, Astra and Petrolul, teams who made inside games and now the'r looosin'.

Coach: Give it all u got!
Player: Or else?
Coach: U'll play as at Ploiesti soccer!
Player: Ouch! Be sure i'll play betta'.

by robynet55 April 27, 2011

Bottle Soccer

A sport devised by members of the Trenton High School cross country team. it consists of the rules rules for goals/goalies and that there are no rules other than that. It is one of the most brutal and demonizing sport ever made. It will attempt to begin a league in the near future.

Bottle Soccer is a violent sport.

by TheWolv March 7, 2010

English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

Detroit Soccer

A variant of soccer in which the other team is using your goalie for a doormat. Cleaning artifical turf out of your teeth and ad a cleat mark on the face are good signs that Detroit Soccer has been initiated. Also see no quarter.

The game reverted to some Detroit Soccer when I cleated the left wing in the face.

by earthworm alien June 8, 2004