LAG

Lonely Anime Gamer
Nothing wrong with anime nor being a gamer, I'm talking about the omega Simps that feel in love with fake woman and a real woman would cause them to nut on sight
"Bro your such a LAG."
"Don't act like a LAG dude, let's go outside."
"Remember that big LAG in high school."
by AndySkit March 29, 2023
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Lag

the one thing that coexist in all online games for a majority of players. There is no defense and you cannot kill it. If there is enough of it you will either render yourself defenceless and get you killed or you will disconnect and be forced to come. This can be fixed by getting a faster Internet for it is mainly caused by Internet not being fast enough.
Friend: Lets play cod together
You: Sure
-Plays cod and dies-

You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-
by rabbidninja May 15, 2011
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LAG

LAG is L ... A........G or a when a game gets frozen and makes you wanna rage quit and use a rage bade
In a fight
Me:Ez win
Game:I don't like you, lets cause some LAGGGGG
Me:Aaaah watch the flipppppppppppppppppppppppp, I died
by AFlIPPER👹 June 27, 2022
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pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.
Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.
by CocksNdicks June 24, 2017
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Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.
by Soulgirl March 06, 2009
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Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.
Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.
by @mrkulci September 10, 2020
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