joel matip

The greatest footballer to ever live

Joel matip>messi,ronaldo,zidane,pele,r9

by Lfcmo101 July 29, 2024

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Joel

He's most definitely hott, rude but you know you like it... A Joel is well endowed. He drives a Dodge and is funny as fuck.

Joel looks mighty fine tonight!

by Jamal505 August 11, 2024

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Oh Joel

An expression used when a friend routinely and expectedly does something dumb, ridiculous, or embarrassing.

Look, he fell asleep in his ramen again. Oh Joel.

by ddogg13 January 26, 2023

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A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

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