Jerry Lifted

You lift up a woman by her vagina and butthole.
She kept slapping my ass so I jerry lifted her.
by liftedbyjerry June 12, 2024
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Scary Jerry

When a man puts a bedsheet over a girl and cums all over her
Harry gave Laura a scary jerry last night
by auxzq May 27, 2021
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yellow jerry

A yellow Jerry occurs when someone gets knocked out with one punch and pisses their pants. Can be used in conjunction with past events or past tense, ie: yellow jerried
"Did you see Paul get yellow jerried last night at Jane's party?"

"Jake met yellow Jerry in Walmart after not respecting Laird's social distance."
by Stushkushnpuss April 05, 2020
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Jerry slip

In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.
"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."
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George Jerry

George Jerry is the best guy ever. His name is a little long so people call him GJ. When he likes you, its over, hes stuck on you forever and thinking of you non stop. He loves you unconditionally and wont ever stop. He is just a great all around guy. But dont fuck with this dude or with his girl especially, or hell fuck you up bad. He cant eat gluten though, but thats okay, he deals with it. He always wants you to be your best. Like him :)
"Keep your head up babe, miss you"
Look at that guy over there, trying to hard to be a George Jerry.
by VJG1234567890 March 05, 2020
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Mass of Jerry

Someone so large, they defy the laws of gravity. The equivalent to the mass of Jupiter, They can break through the earth's core and create a black hole.
"Damn, that gelatinous jello block of a man has the Mass of Jerry! I can feel his pull from the opposite pole of earth."
by bigfattesticles January 06, 2025
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Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.
Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!
by kmillertime August 07, 2014
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