A very vile sexual act with multiple stages. In the first stage you would need to acquire a fellow by the name of Craig(preferably a male). The second stage consists of wrapping both of your penises in bacon and then your would fuck him missionary while eating the bacon off his dick. Finally the third stage you will you will put your penis that is covered in bacon and put it in Craig's mouth. He would then choke on it till all the bacon has been eaten.
by retardnigga83 July 24, 2025
Get the craiging it mug.Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.
i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen
i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen
by halal bean burger August 10, 2025
Get the Craig Pitman mug.Craig is kind, hardworking, and smart. He tries his best to make other people happy and always seems to be doing something for someone else. He has so much integrity and never seems to realize it. He doesn't even realize how much of a good person he is. People tend to talk down on him or put the blame on him, but the reality is that he does his best and most of the time it's better than the other people. Craig tries really hard to impress the people that he likes, but once he gets comfortable he is one of the most laid-back and understanding people you'll ever know. He might seem stubborn (he really is) but he is really just passionate about what he does. Overall, Craig is a good person and everyone should give him a chance.
by three._ February 18, 2025
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by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024
Get the Craig mug.My name is Craig Bennett and I'm a world wide business owner. I believe I provide so many price point services within my business that I believe I will be saving you more money than my competitors. I believe talk is cheap in majority of situations that don't include business so why don't you check it out and find out for yourself to know the real truth.
When I was a little boy growing up I use to watch a lot of college football so much that the first team to really catch my eyes was the Alabama football team. I always loved the way the team carried them self and how the coaches did to, but there was one person that stood out from the rest not just team, Coach Sabin. Coach Sabin was the goat of coaching football in general so much that he inspired me to be the goat of saving money while buying clothes, so you can look good, feel good, spell good. Why I was intrigued to come up with Craig Savin because my first name is Craig and Savin came from the goat himself Coach Sabin. So I switched it to Savin because I will be the goat of Savin money while shopping with me.
by Craig Savin June 20, 2024
Get the CRAIG SAVIN mug.To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.
by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024
Get the Dirty Craig mug.A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
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