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note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.
Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.
by Xantipe January 14, 2020
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Buster Note

A note written by Buster Hanson, often to Bryant Hollifield. (Buster is Emily Hanson's dog) He tells Emily what he wants to say and then Emily writes it on a Post-It-Note and shows it to Bryant. Buster does this because he is deaf.
Buster: (looking at Emily as if writing a note) Hey buddy, you want to play fetch?

Emily: Hey honey, Buster wrote this. He wants you to play fetch with him.

Bryant: (dictating to Emily what is being said back) I will play fetch with you. Sounds fun!

Buster: Thanks, you're the best friend a dog could have! Woof!!

Emily: Oh, that's sweet. He really loves you.

Bryant: He may be deaf, but his Buster Note was cool!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 15, 2011
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