September 12

ur shortest friend owes you 10 bucks

me- hey what day is it?

them- its September 12th aka the shortest friend day give me 10 dollars.

by mild September 12, 2022

12 monkeys

A Sci fi movie starring Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt where a guy called James Cole travels from 2035 to 1996, but originally got sent to the wrong year (1990) He wanted to travel back to 1996 to see if the 12 monkeys army are responsible for releasing a virus which killed tens and thousands of people. Unfortunately he was very much mistaken. James Cole found the real source of the virus towards the end of the movie which was some scientist guy. He tried shooting him, but unfortunately he got shot by the security at the airport before he got the chance to shoot him. James Cole had dreams of him being at the airport as a young child and that's the exact airport James Cole got shot at. Because he was teleported to the year his dreams were set at, young James Cole witnessed his adult self getting shot.

12 Monkeys is a good movie and relatively easy to understand. It may be a mindful when you first watch it, but it is really easy to understand once you've watched it a couple of times.

by UltimateDoge August 26, 2021

April 12

National titty day, on this day you send your best friend of the opposite gender a titty pic

Aye it's April 12 let me get a pic

by Taquavyon April 11, 2022

March 12

If someone was born on March 12nd, that person is probably smarter than the smartest Person you know. Trust me he/she is really smart and intelligent.

This person tend to be a little bit extra and loud, but usually they are very likeable and also very polite and nice. How can someone not like him/her?

This Person is definitely a hufflepuff 💛

and probably a successful influencer, coach, artist, teacher, psychiatrist, actor, waiter, make up artist or something social, because they are social.

But his/her life is sometimes very stressful, because they want to be perfect and make everyone happy.

This ambitious bitch get a burn out, but the good thing is, that he/she have really good friends to help this to get out of this.

I love my ambitious hufflepuff bitches, that we're born on March 12.

by LovUe March 10, 2022

December 12

It's no talk at 12to 12:05 so if your in class don't talk

Teacher "Sofie please tell me what it is."
Sofie "........"

The class "......"
Teacher "why is everyone quite?"

December 12 means you don't talk

by Year king December 11, 2019

12 november

Hi Scorpio bitch, you're just too nice and responsible for a Scorpio ig...

Still, ppl love you and everyone thinks ur swag so continue doing that ig.

ALSO, you're very gay

omg this Scorpio bitch must be born on the 12 november, they're giving me those vibes

by biduuuuuule November 22, 2021

iPhone 12

If the iPhone 5S (2013) and the iPhone 11 (2019) had a baby, their baby would be the iPhone 12. There is nothing amazing nor abominable to say about the 12. The usual caveats are present (e.g. higher price), but the sharp and squared-off sides is quite a nice refreshing design choice in my opinion.

Oh, and this is the first iPhone to feature magsafe charging which, more importantly, means that your iPhone is magnetic and you can stick it onto any magnetic surface. Why? Because magnets, man!

Can your iPhone do this? *takes X-ray photo with the OnePlus 8 Pro*
No, but it can do this *sticks iPhone 12 onto a giant magnet*
Oh shit, that is kinda cool tbh.

(this example is /s )

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021