Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."
"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"
"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."
"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
Get the Pocket Buttermug. by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
Get the Pocket Dildomug. Sometimes the man like to let off steam after work and gets his genitals stuck in a woman's fun pocket.
by Gouchwhisperer January 15, 2015
Get the fun pocketmug. by Alita_99 November 7, 2009
Get the stripper pocketmug. by Slippy Sally August 8, 2009
Get the pocket charazardmug. The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
Get the Piss-Pocketingmug. Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.
I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.
I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.
by grundle bees September 2, 2016
Get the pocket downloadmug.