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Pocket Butter

Lubricant thick enough to be kept in the pockets of clothing without dripping through, often literally butter or margarine. Pocket butter is used defensively to help ease the pain, and prevent bodily damage associated with rape. Product is usually applied externally, and VERY urgently.
"I have to report tomorrow. Anything I should bring?"
"Underwear... Wear at least three white t-shirts, three pairs of drawers, and three pairs of socks. And you're a little too pretty, you may want to pack pocket butter as soon as you can."

"I'll make that bitch pray for pocket butter"

"Please...let me hit my pocket butter first..."

"Did you hear what happened to Jones?"
"Yeah, he needs be quicker with the pocket butter."
by NexusKn1ght February 11, 2021
mugGet the Pocket Buttermug.

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret
Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!
by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017
mugGet the Pocket Dildomug.

fun pocket

Sometimes the man like to let off steam after work and gets his genitals stuck in a woman's fun pocket.
by Gouchwhisperer January 15, 2015
mugGet the fun pocketmug.

stripper pocket

The band or string of a pair of panties where you would insert dollar bills as with a stripper.
The skirt had no pockets, so I put the money in my stripper pocket.
by Alita_99 November 7, 2009
mugGet the stripper pocketmug.

pocket charazard

Another word for a lighter, often used by obsessed pot heads.
"You got a pocket charazard Patch"

"Anyone got a pocket charazard"
by Slippy Sally August 8, 2009
mugGet the pocket charazardmug.

Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
mugGet the Piss-Pocketingmug.

pocket download

Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.

I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.
by grundle bees September 2, 2016
mugGet the pocket downloadmug.

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