c-tard 

C-tard is a term invented and popularized in England. The full term is ‘computerely retarded’ (sic) but was later shortened to C-tard. It is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. The term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.

Jeff: What the hell is this 'windows' I keep hearing about
Cloud: Damn C-tard

c-tard by Jeff Adams October 8, 2005

fuck tard 

Someone you cannot fucking believe is not retarded.

fuck tard by ExcuseMySarcasm October 2, 2003

Fuck tard 

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

Fuck tard by matt August 11, 2004

Butt-Tard

some kind of retarded butthead

synonymous with asstard

adj.
butt-tarded

younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.

person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.

person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.

Butt-Tard by finfito January 13, 2009

Text Tard 

Someone owning a cellular device that knows how to retrieve and read text messages, but lacks the ability to send text messages.

A - I sent Bob a text the other day and he called me to answer my question.
B - That's because he's a text tard.

Text Tard by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

/b/tard 

typically found in 4chan's /b/ random folder
a /b/tard is
1. an elite force of the internet
2. a drop in the all-crushing sea that is anonymous
3. male, racist, virgin, white, 18+ years old, with a cock the size of longcat

'/b/tards unite! We are anonymous! We are legion!'

/b/tard by partyvan September 7, 2006

rag tard 

Noun
A man or boy who is a complete and utter moron about a woman's time of the month, i.e.; her period. Behavior towards her would either exhibit itself in his stupid remarks to his friends about "acting like an insane psycho", or being "uncontrollable emo" (...so usually like he acts 24/7/365, a full-on douchebag) - or oddly enough, still wanting to have sex and then making up foul, imbecilic, and non-existant sexual occurances to then gossip to his punk ass friend later about.

Trevor, "My girlfriend's on the rag and she's turned into the shebeast from hell, when she isn't crying like a bitch, she's trying to rip my fucking throat out and eat it raw...*sob*..."

Michael, "Aww shit dude...why don't you try a dirty filbert on her when she isn't looking and then flip into a redheaded clamback...then you can tell us all about it later...huh...huh?"

Me, "Fuck...you guys are such rag tards...and I'm standing right here...stupid fucks."

rag tard by adelews October 2, 2007