Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.

Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.

by Johanna D March 3, 2004

Truman Face

Girls who are seemingly attractive until they turn around and you can see their gnarly "truman face."

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot ass girl!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, where ?!"
Guy 1: "Fuck , never mind. Truman face bro."
Guy 2: "Fucking always..."

by winged wolf February 14, 2010

The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

face box

spittin game @ girls on facebook with the hopes of hooking up

louie: yea im on the book gettin @ a few girls

craig: nuthin like a lil face box

louie: face box?

craig: box obtained thru facebook

by 815 bda March 30, 2009

Happs in the face

When someone makes you happy, you smile. Hence, "happs in the face."

Aww, that blog about me that John posted made me get happs in the face!

by anialA May 19, 2007

Columbian Face-Fuck

Rub coke all over her lips and face and then beat her with your hard dick.

After a hard night of partying that bitch deserved a good 'ole Columbian Face-Fuck

by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009

squishy faced retard

A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.

'You Squishy Faced Retard' said (Whoever) to the old man across the road.
=|

by iqbal February 21, 2007