get-a-life syndrome

when you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into a keyboard.

Bob: I just typed in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into the keyboard!
Jeff: You have get-a-life syndrome

by blourb September 4, 2017

Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome

A disease where you cant stop cumming no matter how hard you try.

"Wow, Stacy has such a good feeling pussy, I think that I have Uncontrollable Orgasm Syndrome now."

by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 29, 2022

New Couple Syndrome

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.

“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
“New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”

by Arzira May 23, 2022

Russian Touroulette's Syndrome

n. A rare condition where the person having this mental disease is constantly facing a subconscious impulse that is forcing them to immediately take a 6-round revolver loaded with one bullet, spin the chamber, and squeeze the trigger. Not to be confused with the temporary state of people under the influence of alcohol, who attempt to play the game of Russian Roulette out of inebriated choice, Russian Touroulette's Syndrome is completely involuntary.

Person 1: Hey, Brian has been carrying a revolver around a lot and taking pulls on the trigger. Do you think that he might have Russian Touroulette's Syndrome?

Person 2: No, actually Brian is a violent alcoholic with a concealed carry license who also happens to be a complete idiot.

Person 1: Ah. I see.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

Post Railed Syndrome

PSR: The tiredness, soreness, and fatigue you experience from being absolutely railed.

Sorry I'm so tired, I'm still suffering from Post Railed Syndrome from this morning.

by 699999999 January 23, 2023

Limp Wrist Syndrome

Limp wrist syndrome is a slag term for someone being queer

Abbreviated as LWS

Example:
“ I’m pretty sure mark has limp wrist syndrome “

“Dude dan totally has LWS right?”

by Jj198_4 September 24, 2021

Second Half Syndrome

When a sports team goes into the first half of the game strong and goes to shit during the second half

The Raptors have some pretty bad second half syndrome, did you see them against the wizards?

by jijuju May 30, 2018