monkey fuckin

wild crazy sex

Last night was some wild monkey fuckin!

by kb22k August 29, 2016

Monkey

Racial slur used against Saiyans.

Frieza: You stupid monkey!

by UnsubToDRM May 31, 2021

monkey

black animal not seen in dark. sometimes in garden sometimes in my basement

also im lgbt+- blm niggas not matter furry enthuisast

LEO : Willie WIgger i havent seen mine nigger

Gusto -gay
simon -gay
black animal refferred as a monkey

by xX_mokey_Xx69 March 15, 2021

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena October 26, 2015

Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020