Irish Goodbye

A goodbye taking more than 1 hour and in which a new conversation begins. People can spend hours on end standing in the driveway talking, during an Irish Goodbye. Not limited to Irish people, but very common among large Irish Families.

This type of goodbye is different because the more serious one is about leaving, the longer they stay around for.

T: Im going to bed for real
H: Okay goodnight
T: Wait, did you hear the new ___ album yet?
H: Yes, wasnt it amazing??
T: Most awesome of all time because...

*3 hours later*
T: Okay this Irish Goodbye must come to an end. I'm going to just hang up the phone otherwise we'll never stop talking.

by The Ruffio March 1, 2010

Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

Cooba Gooding Jr.

How a Moron pronounces Cuba Gooding Jr.'s name.

I heard Cooba Gooding Jr. Likes Mayonaise and Butter Garlic crust.

by cuba Gooding Sr. February 28, 2009

goodi goodi gum drops

some shit that is great or good shit

man that bitche taste like some goodi goodi gum drops

by Hippies April 20, 2006

second goodbye

where you'll say goodbye to somebody, but end up staying and talking even longer, thus starting a "second goodbye"

ricky and nichole have made it past the second goodbye and up to about a ten-goodbye

by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007

Goodness

Penis, usually associated with words like veiny, pulsating, meaty and throbbing, used to describe the size and detailed essence of a large penis. Originally was used to describe a famous horse, Sampson.

Sampson has a veiny, throbbing, meaty, pulsating goodness.

by Keniz November 10, 2008

goodies

goodies 2 me means pussy,cunt,twat,coochie
may i go on or is that enough 4 ya

a boy come 2 and say can i have ur goodies u say hell naw but can have my pussy?if he say what u didn't need 2 give hime those goodies in the first place.

by chu,chu August 22, 2004