Also known as LMB, It is a phrase used in times of disagreement, anger, annoyance, or just a pure sparkle in a sentence.
by Rouka June 23, 2016

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010

by Jackass Mcjackasse January 9, 2005

When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.
by G-Bandit September 6, 2010

When your girl or side hoe takes a cup of confetti and has you cum in it and then puts it in her mouth. After that she engulfs your scrotum and continues to gargle on it until the sticky confetti sticks on to you giving the appearance of a disco ball.
by @heelyfromtwitter August 14, 2017

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
by Atlec January 20, 2006

by RedDeadDorito October 29, 2011
