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Lick My Balls

Also known as LMB, It is a phrase used in times of disagreement, anger, annoyance, or just a pure sparkle in a sentence.
Monica: Hello

Roula: Lick my balls.

or

Them: They dont want you to suceed

Me: Lick My balls
by Rouka June 23, 2016
mugGet the Lick My Ballsmug.

ball and chain baby

(noun) when a female gets pregnant on purpose, with the hope that the baby daddy will then marry her. Once a wife, women are often referred to as "the old ball and chain" because they keep a guy held down; away from his friends; "imprisoned."
Tiffany lied to Marquez about being on birth control, and now she's going to have her little ball and chain baby--but there's no way that Marquez is going to marry her.
by mike87111 February 21, 2010
mugGet the ball and chain babymug.

dragon ball z

a good show that keeps on making new parts and the good guys always win
by Jackass Mcjackasse January 9, 2005
mugGet the dragon ball zmug.

Russian Butter Balls

When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.
Dude Brandon met some girl last night who gave him the Russian Butter Balls... Poor guy
by G-Bandit September 6, 2010
mugGet the Russian Butter Ballsmug.

Dirty Disco Ball

When your girl or side hoe takes a cup of confetti and has you cum in it and then puts it in her mouth. After that she engulfs your scrotum and continues to gargle on it until the sticky confetti sticks on to you giving the appearance of a disco ball.
After arts and crafts with my daughter, she gave me a Dirty Disco Ball.
by @heelyfromtwitter August 14, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Disco Ballmug.

magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
by Atlec January 20, 2006
mugGet the magic eight ballmug.

Ball so hard

ball so hard, muhfuckas wanna find me

I ball so hard, get on my level
by RedDeadDorito October 29, 2011
mugGet the Ball so hardmug.

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