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Molex Monkey

(noun) A person who repairs computers. "molex monkey is to computer as grease monkey is to car."
"My computer's broken, I'll have to call a molex monkey to come fix it."
by The Molex Monkey November 29, 2012
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Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy
My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy
by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018
mugGet the Monkey fistmug.

Monkey

A derrogatory racial sly to describe an asian and/or east-asian person.
Those yellow monkeys don't stop trying to look like white people through skin bleaching and plastic surgery.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Monkey

by Jamesfather November 19, 2019
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Monkey

by FatSillySlagNamedFred December 27, 2022
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Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.
Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house
by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025
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Monkey

Monkey with AK 47 will come to your house and destroy something you love.
A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house and destroyed my play-doh boots.
by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
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