Kais penis 

The hairless half inch that will make you cry

Tate: Kais penis gave me a mouldy anus

Kais penis by ERik AShton May 2, 2019

Tofu Penis 

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker

Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.

Tofu Penis by CrazyRadio May 4, 2019

[Skinny penis] 

when you so skinny that everyone can see is your pennis
Gầy dơ cu - DatHT

"why you so skinny pennis NamPH1997"
"sao mày gầy dơ cu thế hả NamPH1997"
skinny penis

[Skinny penis] by NamPNH May 12, 2019

Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.

You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.

Micro Penis by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

chameleon penis by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

vinegar penis 

when ur penis hurts

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"

vinegar penis by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019

Petty Penis 

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019