lower merion high school

a public high school on the main line that likes to act like a private school, except for when it comes to the food and the people.

mostly full of ivy legacies and white trash. also has a large population of erm actually kids.
druggies are welcome but so is catty bitch fighting and public sex.
everyone has a beach house, and the people that don’t, pretend they do.

dress code for girls is

lululemon leggings
nike socks pulled up
uggs that have been through WAR
kendra scott necklaces
choppy highlights

dress code for guys is
either cargo pants and an oversized popular grunge band shirt (think…nirvana)
and dirty new balances or adidas sambas
or

adidas sweatpants that come up above the ankle (almost to the calf) and a MASSIVE travis scott sweatshirt
and yeezys or disgusting birkenstocks

people here are either huge assholes or super nice, and you can never tell.

the only thing that lower merion high school is known for is Kobe Bryant

by cookalicious09 May 23, 2024

Mt St Joseph High School

Liam Stewart went here, and Kenny Williams managed to be accepted into here. Enough said.

Guy #1: Dude, did you here about Mt St Joseph high school's new football unis?
Guy #2: Yeah, but Kenny Williams went there so who cares

by Boob man October 13, 2013

Nature coast technical high school

If your smart go here

Wow nature coast technical high school looks smart

Tom "Aye timmy whats your grades"

Timmy "all A's as usual wbu"

Tom "umm dont worry bout that"

by Sniper_boy6969 September 8, 2021

Broadland High School

A school in the heart of Wroxham. Full of stuck up twats who often think they have more authority than they actually do. Will often ban people off buses so their parents have to drive them to school and kill the environment that they apparently care about so much. Claim to have a “garden” but really it’s just a load of weeds and herbs shoved together.

“You can tell that kid over there goes to Broadland High School, what a state.”

by buddnerd December 6, 2020

Madison High School

In the heart of Vienna Madison is full of a bunch of rich kids. That’s all you need to know tbh. That are all a bunch of stoners who would do anything for some weed. They are pretty good at sports I’ll give them that. Their main rival is Marshall High School kinda a bummer that their girls varsity and freshmen basketball lost to them :/ everyone lost respect for them at that point. All their parents buy them new cars whenever they get their license. Most likely a white Jeep or something basic like that. They are all a bunch of rich white kids who are trust fund babies and they all probably have like a beach house or smthn like that. Yeah hey also have this Madison parade every year and shit down the main road in Vienna which is actually complete bull shit because they’re are other people in the world but they seem to not care ab that. In conclusion it’s just a bunch of rich white drugees who actually aren’t that smart :/

Common phrases include:

“Wanna go to lax unlimited with me after school”
“Bruh I hate Spanish sf much lets j skip and go to chipotle”
“Where we pregaming at?”

“Who’s got the vodka boys?!?”

Common names include

Aiden (any spelling)
Daniel

Connor

Jordan

Rylie (any spelling)
Any other rich white person name

Did those Madison High School hoes shut down maple again?

by Guesswhotfiis June 21, 2019

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Mosman High School

A school with either druggies, wannabe eshays and nonbinary trigender genderfluid assexuals who identify as cats. Ms wyatt and her workwife ms longley loves dresscoding the girls who dare show one cm of their stomach. it actually has some okay students but they are most likely on crack. the canteen food is shit and overpriced as fuck. the "eshays" always do fights at allan border oval where they always pathetically lose. there's always girls either doing drugs, vaping, or "fixing" their makeup (though it just makes it look worse) in the bathroom and they always have to take up space while everyone else just simply trying to live their life going to the bathroom have to awkwardly manouver themselves around the selfish bitches. you know who u are. the hallways are always crowded and in D23 there is literally a leak over one of the student's desks and its always smells rancid in there.

hey you know that kid george?

yeah, doesnt he go to mosman high school?

yeah that would explain the constant drugs and fighting

by Sawyerrrrr February 19, 2024