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Cum

The shit that comes out of your dick, daddy likes to cum inside me! I like him cumming inside me.
by sjkdjhbvjdskdjvhbvj November 24, 2022
mugGet the Cummug.

strange cum

strange cum. often found in supermarket bathrooms this cum is straight from a hobo’s scrotum ready to be cleaned by a worker!
did you clean the “strange cum” off the wall yet
by skippydinglechalk1 February 19, 2021
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Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.
"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."
by tommythecommie November 26, 2021
mugGet the Cummug.

Olivia cummings

by Joker on crack March 3, 2022
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Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.
Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”
by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018
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clock cum

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy
Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night
by Jackelope April 12, 2021
mugGet the clock cummug.

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.
Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!
by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016
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