Dick Clark

Teabagging someone, but before the balls enter the mouth a countdown from ten occurs. Usually followed by a shout of "Happy New Year!"

Don't pass out at Billy's house, he'll give you the Dick Clark.

by A. Sheehan January 12, 2008

urban dick

A cock-faced, son-of-a-bitch, fucking cuntlicker at Urban Dictionary who won't let you sumbit some definitions because they are "forbidden."

Those urban dicks won't let me submit a definition for Aquemini.

by Marcus Reed September 16, 2006

Hickey Dick

A term used for a hickey on the head of the dick. Usually coming from someone that has drank a considerable amount of alcohol, from which them imagining themselves as a cock vampire trying to suck the blood from the dick. Also see dickie

I fed my wife so many drinks, she attempted to pull the blood from my penis. She didn't get any blood, but sure gave some good Hickey Dick!

by Wrightdu August 21, 2012

Behemoth Dick

A dick so big it will collapse a lung...

by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003

accidental dick

Where you send freaky texts to a guy for a while and y’all end up getting it on;) but you didn’t want that to happen

so I got some accidental dick yesterday but it wasn’t that bad

by Xxyyzzz May 4, 2018

Dick Cheeseburger

Action when a male takes his flacid penis and wraps it around and between his two balls....and rotates it 90 degrees.

Our faces are in mourn as we look at Pat's dickcheeseburger!

by Anthony and Greg February 18, 2005

Dick Wet

Dick Wet, more commonly referred to as DW in the vernacular, is the act of getting your dick wet. Generally referring to getting wet through vaginal penetration, it can also on occasion refer to oral penetration.

It may also be abbreviated as D-dubz, but almost always is abbreviated simply as DW.

Going to get some DW tonight.

Dude, best dick wet I have ever gotten.

She definitely offered me some DW tonight, I'M SO TAKING IT!

by paulofrosty December 14, 2010