national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

Red Sundae

The inflamed area around the male crotch that is the direct result of skin disease.

Wow Theo, what the hell is going on around your crotch??? It looks like you got a red sundae going on.

by Dickhead4loife August 23, 2021

Red Indian

When an Indian man fucks a girl on her period and as a result his penis is left covered in a thick layer of blood.

Johnny: Hey Muthu isn’t your girlfriend on her period?
Muthu: Yes, last night I became a Red Indian.

by alexwong69 August 24, 2021

Red-iculous

Insane right wing ramblings. Such as Jewish Space Lasers and Qanon talking points.

A: Why didn't he get vaccinated
B: He read a bunch of Red-iculous Facebook posts and thought he knew better.

by Thematic Name August 27, 2021

Red Ravioli

When you have period sex with an Italian

How was dinner with that new guy last night?

I was on my period so we had Red Ravioli

by Shazach August 28, 2021

Red Velvet

Minecraft Youtuber and streamer who don't listen to Kpop or bake cakes, often mistaken for a very angry Dream Stan.

Is also Antfrost's boyfriend and without socks.

P1 on Twitter : Wow this Dream Stan really is horny on main huh what a toxic community
P2 : He know Dream since high school you dumbfuck

Or

P1 : This "Red Velvet" account is crossing Antfrost's boundaries I think they just posted about his ass's circumference

P2 : hahahaha

by Edgar House August 30, 2021

red terror

The greatest footballer currently playing the game: Justin Leppitsch of the brisbane lions- incidently, the greatest team of all time. The red terror is Domination personified.

That's another touch for the Red Terror!!

by Slammer May 10, 2004