Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

Friendsociator

Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Often results in NOGAF silence.

Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!

Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD

Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?

Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! Friendsociator at 3 o'clock!

Friendsociator: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!

Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

by swaqqa October 23, 2012

friendship therapy

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.

One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

friendsy

Flurry of Friend Request activity on Facebook. Pronounced like "frenzy".

Norma was starting to get desperate to get a mate so she could raise a family, so the friendsy began.

by pentozali April 20, 2014

Friendship

When you get matching tattoos on your abdomen that read " MVU" which stands for most valuable uterus

I really love our friendship

by Yaases January 19, 2015

friendsestual

Engaging in sexual actions with individuals within your own group of friends.

Our circle of friends are becoming a bit too friendsestual.

by Foxmesohard October 22, 2015

friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016