Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

cat ban

cat ban is when a crazy cat lady gives up her cats and is to traumatized to get more so they ban all cats from her home and other places she may see.

catlady: I CAT BAN YOU

person : she a bit crazy innit?
other person: yeh she's off 'er head

by catperson1234 June 8, 2020

Cat fight

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.

"hey I've just had kitties let's cat fight"
"Your on"

by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021

cat whistle

A dog whistle for “dog whistle”

“Basketball Americans” is a racist cat whistle for African-Americans originating from a 4chan thread

by zerychon December 24, 2024

cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.

Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf

by kasii9 November 12, 2021

Skin The Cat

A phrase referring to the act of a man showing and knowing that he is in power and has the authority in the the relationship.

Max has skin the cat because he chose where to eat without any questions from his girlfriend.

by Turb0tastic January 28, 2019

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023