pee in my toilet

Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.

You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too!

Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'"
Amy: "Ohhh..."
Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA.

Later...

Amy: "Well that was awkward..."
Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny"
Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet"
Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!"

by Jenetty the Yetty June 3, 2007

tweak my peeve

V: To deliberately try to exascerbate another person's frustration about something you KNOW bothers them (i.e., their pet peeves).

"I hate when people call me by the wrong name" "Really, Rita?" "My name is RIA...don't tweak my peeve!"

by ybbummd April 23, 2010

Peel my Orange

1) The stripping of clothing.

2) The removal of the skin of a citrus fruit.

You: "Wyatt, will you peel my orange?"
Wyatt: "Of course! Anything for you!"

by Carlito and Maj January 9, 2011

Oh my gaysh

an exclamation used when an someone is presented with an unfavorable event that is gay. Origins of the word can be traced back to a combination of the popular phrase "oh my god!" and the word gay.

Oh my gaysh! I just spilled beer all over myself!

by B to the K April 25, 2009

chew my pipe

The art of sucking the male reproductive organ.

Chris: "Hey bitch, chew my pipe."
Girl: "Mmm! I love to chew!"

by Mercedes owns Hollywood August 22, 2006

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

my hope and dream

something that doesn't exist

a flying car is like my hope and dream......

by Dwyffgfddd September 11, 2018