Kids for Clicks: A new phenomenon where tech-savvy parents push their children into online for fame and monetary gain or social validation. This can involve featuring kids on platforms like YouTube or TikTok, and sometimes even involving them in adult-oriented content like performing as a drag queen or early transitions. Often, these parents may not realize the potential negative impact on their child’s mental health and privacy, thinking they’re acting in the child’s best interest. This practice can be seen as a modern form of pushy parenting, potentially leading to harmful consequences.
Lee: I saw Chris the other day, in a brand-new Tesla, top of the range one to bruv.
Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?
Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.
Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol
Lee: Init bruv LOL
Frank: Wow How’d he afford that, then bruv?
Lee: Turns out he’s put his kids on youtube he's using his kids for clicks.
Frank: Him and his Mrs must be modern day pushy parent poor kids bruv Lol
Lee: Init bruv LOL
by Jamie Cheese December 16, 2025
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Kid was a dude in a video game, known to his friends as always having the worst of luck, be he also won a jackpot in said game this one time, so rarely it may be used to describe some kind of once-in-a-lifetime good luck.
Kid was a dude in a video game, known to his friends as always having the worst of luck, be he also won a jackpot in said game this one time, so rarely it may be used to describe some kind of once-in-a-lifetime good luck.
1: "Dude, my car tire was flat and my bicycle chain broke, I have such Kid luck."
2: "I'd love to play a board game with you guys, but my Kid luck will prevent me from getting decent dice throws."
2: "I'd love to play a board game with you guys, but my Kid luck will prevent me from getting decent dice throws."
by MrKid December 27, 2025
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Get the brainrotted kid mug.This paradox refers to the phenomenon where children and young people are naturally driven to behave in ways that qualify them as "good kids". However, misbehavior remains common at this age because they often lack the prior knowledge or experience to discern right from wrong effectively.
It's hilarious how my little brother is always trying to act like a 'good kid' at home, but he still can't resist throwing a tantrum when he doesn't get his way — that's the good kid paradox in action!
by Emotional Cruiser January 7, 2026
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by Hym Iam January 17, 2025
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Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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My 9 year old cousin is such an Ipad Kid. I swear all he does is eat cheetos, play Roblox/Fortnite or whatever, not shower, and not even brush his teeth. Ugh.
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