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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.
That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.
by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025
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Heat monkey

A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions
Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold

Heat monkey: yes sir
by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022
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Moon Monkey

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.
by Yorkshire Hunter May 23, 2018
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marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.
Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"
by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017
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monkey-popple

u are not a monkey popple to me lizzie!!!
by august December 2, 2003
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Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous
by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
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