Penis nude

Hey babe, can you send me hot and sexy penis nude?
by Analovie24 July 20, 2018
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A penis flowing in the wind

A phrase used to describe something as free or unresticted
Oh man i've finished my exams and now im like a penis flowing in the wind!
by FarkleMurd April 20, 2018
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Connors Penis

Very very very large cock, all connor’s are hung like a horse. all the girls love him and whenever they see his dick they instantly fall in love and want to fuck him. he’s very good in bed and is uncut.
Girl 1- Connors Penis is so big
Girl 2- How big is is?
Girl 1- Well over 15 inches!!
by haha or satin June 03, 2023
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Ego Penis

The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people
Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”
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pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
by greninjolo March 27, 2022
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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
by El Zodiac April 26, 2024
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Penis Shaman

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
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