face the woods

When a jackass tells you to face the fucking woods.
you face the woods when a jackass tells u to
by Isbd December 14, 2016
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The Shit Face

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.
Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.
by efishies15 January 26, 2019
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woogan faced

An intense hangover, the result of getting "woogan faced" the night before. Results in crushing headache and repeated vomiting for most of the next day.
"Fuck, I got woogan faced last night at the bar."
by Trissy December 01, 2007
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Morpheus face

AKA. Rod Ward face. Attributed to those with an abnormally fat face resembling that of a fatass. Can be hereditary or also swipe directly from a WacDonalds cash card.
Damn Nate, you appear to be sportin a Morpheus Face today.
by Johanna D March 04, 2004
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forrest face

man who has had his face in a minge for too long!
jesus you,ve got such a forrest face clean yourself up!
with the clench of his left hand and the atmospheric sound of a beaver gathering his dam johnny knew the gardener was fired!
when he came up for air he heard the slight brease whispering tiiiimmmbeeerrr!
by jay and lister December 20, 2007
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face box

spittin game @ girls on facebook with the hopes of hooking up

louie: yea im on the book gettin @ a few girls

craig: nuthin like a lil face box

louie: face box?

craig: box obtained thru facebook
by 815 bda March 30, 2009
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mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.
Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!
by Jr Black October 08, 2008
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