Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Browning

(Verb) To publicly defecate indiscreetly.

Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.

Ex 1- Hunter browned in the pool, leaving a cloud of shit in the water.

Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.

by Jamarii June 11, 2021

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.

i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth

by suck my vagenis February 24, 2005

Moulton & Brown

Origins on Oxford Street, London. A better class of lotion lady

Someone told me the other day that Scary Spice is a bit of the old Moulton & Brown

by Van Baggins November 11, 2004

brown 14

Slang for a "mexican" pedaphile who likes younger girls and when turning 18, was going out with a 14 year old, and also, a 15 year old girl named "Bob" when 19.

See pedaphile, illegal, rico, or mike a..

by me July 10, 2003