cheese

a holy object made of pure matter that I worship

I worship cheese.

by cheeselord12 November 29, 2021

type cheese

a variation of “type shit”, usually used in a setting where profanities aren’t tolerated.

eg. school, work, etc.

jack: yoo i just got my paycheck. finna buy a new car.

jesse: type cheese

by type cheese June 1, 2024

Clam and Cheese sandwich

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019

gorillas and cheese

1. Relations with a man
2. Relations with a hairy man
3. Relations with a fat man
4. Relations with a muscular man
5. Relations with a tall man
6. Relations with any man or woman that reminds you of a gorilla!

Did you have gorillas and cheese?

I hope we get to make some gorillas and cheese tonight.

We did some gorillas and cheese in the dumpster!

by ivanaeataturdpwease October 20, 2008

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for a Lebanese Bears fan who’s whole personality is the Chicago Bears.

Person 1: your a cheese weasel
person 2: I can tell the deans on you!! you suck at life!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls

"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"

by youngmandyfromdabronxeeeeeeeee March 13, 2019