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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
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by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

A place for an idiot who’s father never came back with the milk to give random words sexual meanings to boost his self-esteem.
He defined the word Kangaroo as a way to have sex on Urban Dictionary so that people will think he has had sex before.
by AStupidDeer August 26, 2022
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Urban Yogurt Trap

a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
my bully will just be a victim of my Urban Yogurt Trap
by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

Person 1:
Why is your shotgun out?
Person 2:
I looked at urban dictionary...
by THE Neckbeardian Peasant November 21, 2022
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One of the top dictionary's at the internet

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by TheUrbanDictionaryDictor July 21, 2016
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A website that you use at school to search up your friends name and laugh at them for something that someone else wrote a long time ago.
by NoahMortylock March 22, 2022
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