one time

when you only did it once and for some reason it get's stuck with you forever

1: look! it's floor cheese! (diary of a wimpy kid reference)
2: you touch the cheese once. ONE TIME!!!

this one is not mine:
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...

by UncleRody April 11, 2022

It’s cluckin time

When one pursues a win in a game or thing

Someone: We’re about to take this flag, it’s cluckin time

by cybercluck005 April 15, 2022

Greatest of all time, salty

An expression used to show you are jealous of someone's success.

"Aw man you the greatest of all time, salty... "

by Syedster April 16, 2022

story time?

people use it in comment sections when they have to parents, to cope

“story time?”

by gorlyees!!2928 April 16, 2022

Mug time!!!

Its Like tea time, but BETTER! Coffee, tea or ANY other drink!!!

(random guy)- that would be perfect for a urban dictionary mug. Mug time!!! Mug time...

(random guy) - yep.

by Nalya April 17, 2022

k.b. time

kickback time
time to perfrom no useful function or work whatsoever.

Bell rang... it's k.b. time.

by BAM July 31, 2004

safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005