pretzel penis
pretzel penis by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018
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Kylers penis
It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin
Kylers penis by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018
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smeggy penis
when your penis starts making cheese
Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"
smeggy penis by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018
Small Penis Coffee
A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.
Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.
Small Penis Coffee by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018
Skinny Penis
Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
Skinny Penis by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018