Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Lexi.
The ACTUAL definition of this phrase.

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.

by KillahQueen May 25, 2021

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

cat

a floofer bean, has the foofiest little beans on its foots

omg im getting a cat! cant wait to sqeeze its little floofer bean toes!! :3

by Łûčkÿ_Çøłłïę November 25, 2020

Cat

a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

she'd had cats before, but she never owned a dog

by dark_MoDe November 4, 2022

Red-Catted

To be pinned against the wall during a hot wheel, preferably in a very public setting while wearing a bright red hat.

Maddy was red-catted at the party last night lolz

by poopsandgigs March 18, 2022

trap that cat

a way of getting pussy/securing a hook up

"i trapped her cat last night bro"

"i'm meeting a hook up tonight, totally trapped that cat"
"did you trap that cat last night"

by cat trapper February 28, 2022