Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Rio Grande do Sul

Rio Grande do Sul is a state in the southern region of brazil, 5th most populous state and 9th largest by area. Located in the southernmost part of the country, Rio Grande do Sul is bordered clockwise by Santa Catarina to the north and northeast, the Atlantic Ocean to the east, the Uruguayan departments of Rocha, Treinta y Tres, Cerro Largo, Rivera and Artigas to the south and southwest, and the Argentine provinces of Corrientes and Misiones to the west and northwest. The capital and largest city is Porto Alegre. The state has the highest life expectancy in Brazil, and the crime rate is relatively low compared to the Brazilian national average.5 Despite the high standard of living, unemployment is still high in the state, as of 2017.6 The state has 5.4% of the Brazilian population and it is responsible for 6.6% of the Brazilian GDP.

The state shares a gaucho culture with its neighbors Argentina and Uruguay. Before the arrival of Portuguese and Spanish settlers, it was inhabited mostly by the Guarani and Kaingang peoples (with smaller populations of Charrúa and Minuane). The first Europeans there were Jesuits, followed by settlers from the Azores. In the 19th century it was the scene of conflicts including the Ragamuffin War and the Paraguayan War. Large waves of German and Italian migration have shaped the state as well.

area (total): 281,707.149 km2 (108,767.738 sq mi)
population (2020): 11,422,973

population density: 41/km2 (110/sq mi) (13th)

Source: Wikipedia
there no need for an example.
Rio Grande do Sul

by bruhbrbhur July 7, 2022

gorfir do the meht!?

cool people who do cool things

"you are just mad because you are angry" - gorfir do the meht!? member R
"mario wasnt thick enough in the new movie" - gorfir do the meht!? member S

by sapphicsapphire April 5, 2023

To do a Henke

To do a Henke is when someone heavily depends on you and you purposely screw up. This will usually result in death.

Man, we were so close to winning that. But you just had to do a Henke

by Jorji November 4, 2018

There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)

Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.

Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2025

Doing

An erect penis. When you press it down, it goes boing like a spring. So, thus a doing.

That doing of his didn't go boing like I expected...

by Green_Minded June 20, 2023

Doing an Aeg

That friend everyone has in any MMO that "Mains" everything.

Example of Doing an Aeg

First Week - "I'm a Monk Main"
Second Week - "I'm a Hunter Main"
Third Week - "I'm a Priest Main"

by DiversionRoute May 30, 2018