John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

Milk Bagged

The act of placing ones breast(male or female) on another person's body shoulder, arm and so on

Nathan just milk bagged Misty Amanda's shoulder!

by Missmyass June 19, 2016

Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

bugout bag

An emergency preparedness “go-bag” that is stocked with essentials and packed as a precautionary measure - then stowed away for security (hidden but readily-accessible). The main purpose of this bugout bag is to supply yourself with just enough sustenance and/or security measures for getting you from compromised territory (point A ) to a bunker, shelter, or other sanctuary of your choice (point B)

They say not to overpack your bugout bag because doing so may get you targeted and/or more easily apprehended by the opposition in route to your bugout shelter.

by jammneggs February 2, 2025

bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

by Marky20900 October 2, 2023

Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 24, 2004