smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Penis

A penis is a man’s cock or private part it will get you pregnant if you have sex with it it can be small or big but if you have a small one your are a bitch

-avery🤍😁🫶💪

A penis is a big dick

by Ducking May 31, 2022

penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo

Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia

by anonymous June 2, 2022

penis

a part of the male body

penis

by jameswhite69 June 2, 2022

Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.

"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"

by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021

Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021

Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.

Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.

by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021