penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 04, 2023

glossy penis

When a girl sucks on a guys penis then the girl applies the lipstick and sucks it even more

Girl1:I just got laid last night I have him a glossy penis

Girl2:wow nice. You actually got laid

by Lillian goodman July 15, 2017

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 09, 2022

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis

Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct

by notjamesorbobbyornigga February 01, 2021

Penis grind

when you attempt a 50-50 on on a ledge or rail while riding a skateoard, you dont pop enough and your back truck doesnt make it on.(like a backwards smith gring)

"Bro you fuckin suck, quit doin penis grinds and land it."

by Harri Balsonya March 04, 2009

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 25, 2024

Penis nude

Noun; a weird way to speaks about a dick pic.

Hay babe can I get a sexy hot penis nude?

by Analovie24 July 20, 2018