McGurn Time

Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.

“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”

“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”

“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”

“Yeah.”

“Fuckin aye.”

by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023

Morbin time

To cum and piss on a girls face and yell get “morbed on” as loud as you can.

“I took Simona out to see that movie morbius last night, we went back to my place and I went hardline morbin time on her. She swallowed all of my 567 morbillion kids.

by OhioCumdrummer June 5, 2022

Medieval times

A time when Europe was basically Africs minus the ebola and colonialism

The medieval times sucked man

by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022

(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024

Alabama time capsule

When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.

Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.

by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023

Recyclable on its last time around

An item that is coarsely cobbled together and rough around the edges

A person who's tried reinventing themselves so many times they don't know who they are anymore.

Busted

The LAST time humpty dumpty made it up the wall.

A mockery

A shadow of

Damn that bitch looks like a recyclable on the last time around! Throw her away!

Damn that toilet paper was such a recyclable on its last time around I could use it as sandpaper!

by RyDawg2000 December 23, 2023

China Time

A moment when your family walks in on you doing something cringeworthy.

Once dad saw me as a femboy catgirl, I knew it was China Time

by Chroxity3 January 5, 2023