I gotta go use the mathroom

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.

"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."

by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022

Who is going to tell them?

This question is asked when someone is so oblivious and unaware of their misguided viewpoint on an issue or topic that it seems they are the last one to know it.

“I don’t understand why more talented people don’t work in government!”

Who is going to tell them?

by JackieChilesAttorney December 31, 2023

we go get

The opposite of getting got. Not falling for a scam or other foolery.

We don’t get got, we go get - Dennis, IASIP.

by Dundunsparce October 23, 2023

So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Going to the recycling center

When you don’t have friends or social interactions you may go to the recycling center, and annoy the residents around you. Feel free to sing as loud as you want, as you’re dancing on top of the containers. This place requires at least one other person to serve its purpose. Perfect way to escape classmates.

I’m going to the recycling center after school, please pick me up at five.

I’m hiding from people, I’m going to the recycling center.

by Alvzzcoolkid April 27, 2020

Ice and Go

When spraying gum remover on your nuts before sex.

When I “ice and go” I last much longer 😉

by Didgeridoo January 19, 2018

Don’t-let-go advice

Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.

Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »

by Shittles the teddy bear August 23, 2019